Joke Of The Day

My husband is always complaining about my inability to stay on a budget and about the costs of running the house in general. This has become worse since we have had the twins.

Everything is double: clothes, food, pediatrician bills.

Lately, he has even been complaining about the amount of baby powder I have been using on the twins to prevent them from getting diaper rashes.

I've had to remind him that talc is cheap.

(Stan Kegel)


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Bonus Joke:


My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen, politely calling their attention to mistakes or oversights.

Two weeks before we were to move in, the floors still were not finished, the bathrooms were not tiled, and necessary fixtures were not installed. I was sure that the work would never be completed in time.

However, on moving day, we found that the house was ready to receive us. Curious as to how this miracle had been accomplished, I went and checked where my husband always left his notes for the workmen.

Posted prominently on the living room wall was my husband's last note: "After September 15, all work will be supervised by five children."

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Extra Bonus Joke:


Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

"May I have their names, please?"

"Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."

"Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

"Because we didn't want any Moe."

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